Thursday, 15 October 2015

AWESOME JOKE OF THE DAY: Dedicated to All married Couples


2 Wives chatting in office:

Wife 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Wife 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes & fell asleep in 2 minutes. How was yours?
Wife 1: Oh mine was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner, we walked for an hour and when we came home, he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!

At the same time, their husbands were talking at work..
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there was no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive. I didn't have enough money left for a cab so we walked home which took an hour & when we got home, I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!!

MORAL: PRESENTATION DOES MATTER... NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS!!!
"If you want to be happy with your husband, love him less and understand him more...
"If you want to be happy with your wife, love her more and NEVER try to understand her...

Dedicated to All married couples

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