Joke of the day

A friend told me an onion is the only foodstuff that can make you cry, I laughed and threw a coconut at his face. He's still crying like a baby o and I'm shocked!      😂😂😂

​You say a relationship heartbreak is the worst painful feeling ?? My friend, I guess your teacher never separated you from the person you had planned to copy answers from in an exam.​ ​😹😹😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹​

I fainted 5 times 2day when I overheard an Ekiti girl say ''Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.''
Immediately I woke up, she told the guy who tried to correct her that ''SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you''.

My dear, shift let me faint again.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

I hate it when somebody tells a girl
“You Don’t Look Like You Can Cook”
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I mean, is she supposed to braid her hair with vegetables and decorate her ears with tomatoes and onions just to have the “Cook Look??? “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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On my wedding day, the Pastor had better skip the part of ”Is there anyone here with a reason(s) why this wedding shouldn’t hold?………😟😟
I don’t trust my village people, anything can happen…….😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
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My dear Sister u claim to be saved but you only talk to men who have cars.
Were u baptized with petrol?
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Most Ladies Don’t Answer Video Calls After 9pm Because Their Faces Have Been Restored Back To Factory Settings
😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
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JOKE OF THE DAY!!!
A man returned a book to the library,
banged it on the counter and yelled, “I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!”
The Librarian looked up and responded
“Idiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?"
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