Femi Osipitan is a top Nigerian blogger with focus on Latest Nigerian News, Relationship Matters, Healthy Jokes & Funny Videos as well as Showcasing “Face of the Week” profile and pictures
Tuesday, 22 September 2015
JOKE FOR THE DAY
Please thank God with me. They attacked me at about 2.30am this morning. They came into my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved across the rooms towards me; as I got up and to the corridor, I remembered the scripture that says 'He has not given us the spirit of fear...'. As one of them came at me to attack, I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck! The second one also jumped at me. I couldn't believe what was happening. My neighbor’s heard the chaotic sound that was emerging from my apartment and were wondering what was wrong. I eventually hit the second one too; my hands were stained with blood. They lay still so I wondered if they were still alive, but when I looked at them on the floor, I found out one was still moving, I struck again & this time I hit harder in anger. That was how I killed the two giant mosquitoes attempting to suck my blood.
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