Tuesday, 22 September 2015

JOKE FOR THE DAY

Please thank God with me. They attacked me at about 2.30am this morning. They came into my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved across the rooms towards me; as I got up and to the corridor, I remembered the scripture that says 'He has not given us the spirit of fear...'. As one of them came at me to attack, I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck! The second one also jumped at me. I couldn't believe what was happening. My neighbor’s heard the chaotic sound that was emerging from my apartment and were wondering what was wrong. I eventually hit the second one too; my hands were stained with blood. They lay still so I wondered if they were still alive, but when I looked at them on the floor, I found out one was still moving, I struck again & this time I hit harder in anger. That was how I killed the two giant mosquitoes attempting to suck my blood.

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